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Moving! (The beginning of a new era!)

I’ll make this quick, my beloved subscribers. It’s moving day. Go check out your old favourites and some new stuff going on at my new project, It’s where all my work, art, tech stuff, fiction, essays, podcasts, and soon videos and more will be going. Enjoy!

End of an Era

Folks, it’s been fun, but this blog is coming to an end.

There are three reasons for this:
I’m outgrowing stuff, and need to stretch.

More than that, I don’t want to always only be writing and drawing. There are so many media out there that I could be better capitalizing on. I love doing little videos and should, by all accounts, be doing them more. I love love love podcasting and can and should and will be doing that more.

Finally, I want to build something that other people can get on board with. Even if it’s something simple, I’ll have brought some creative folks together. This goes back to leaving a blog–it’s hard to build if you don’t have access to the foundations.

Everyone, thank you for your eyes and your ears over the past couple of years here at spillway(brain). It’s been a pleasure writing for you, and I hope you’ll let me continue to do so in the future.

I’ll be back with an announcement in the not-too-distant future. In the meantime, as always,

-paddle your own canoe-


Hashtag Fail

I’ve been living a bit recently in the #cdnpoli tag on Twitter. It’s a great source of breaking news, and it’s invariably going to have several sides of any given salient item represented. At any point, CBC, the Globe and Mail, the National Post, etc. are being cited, quoted, shared, and retweeted. If I’m not listening to CBC, then I see it on Twitter and then can use that as a launching-off point to research topics further.

But every rose has its thorn, and every measured political discourse has its nuts. Partisan politics has migrated, ladies and gentlemen, and it’s hunkered down in the True North. And so have some really, real bad argumentative habits that I really do not enjoy. So here you are, folks: a little bit of a crash course in how not to look like a fool in #cdnpoli, and really, how not to get on my bad side on Twitter. Because, so help me God, I will feud with you so hard your head will spin if you do these things.

Trevor’s Foolproof Guide To Making #CdnPoli a Better Place To Tweet

1. Don’t be a Dick

Wil Wheaton

Similarly, don't be a troll. Wil is not amused by either.

Wil Wheaton has this as a bit of a mantra, and I think that the Geek Prince Ascendent should be heeded on this one. It’s easy to be an asshole to people you don’t know on the Internet, but that doesn’t mean that it’s a good idea. Especially when you’re arguing politics, this is unhelpful. And if you’re being a dick, you’re associating your dickishness with your party–and that’s toxic. If you’re a blue dick, you’re making Harper look bad, and need to take your junk out of the freezer. If you’re a red dick, you’re making the Rae Liberals look even worse than they already look. And stop sunbathing nude. And if you’re an orange dick, then lay off the spray tan and stop giving the Tories fodder to call out your party as hysterical. So, as your friend Wil declares: don’t be a dick.

2. You’re Not God


I image-searched "God" and got mostly Kratos. Sigh, but also: awesome.

You may feel like a Greek demigod with carved abs and pecs and a proficiency for decapitating your Twitter foes, but you’re not. You’re just someone with an Internet connection. And since you’re not a god of war, or God, or any other copyright-infringing variation on the theme, you’re not omnipotent. You can be wrong.

Fundamentally, this is one of the problems with social media, and the Internet in general. Yahtzee Croshaw said in an awesome Zero Punctuation episode that “the Internet is almost diametrically opposed to any notion of quality control.” And this is largely true. It’s a place where we can all have our say and how dare anyone tell us we can’t. Here’s the thing, though. Just because you say it and you’re allowed to say it does not mean that it’s right and does not mean that you’re immune to criticism. And you can be proven wrong.

You can make your #cdnpoli Twitterings better by starting with a valid argument — i.e. a supporting premises and a conclusion. An example of this would be an argument I was just having with an impassioned bloke regarding the Harper government’s treatment of women’s issues. He gave a valid argument (while also breaking rule number 1 and making His Geeky Majesty Wil Wheaton cry):

Premise: People vote in their best interests.

Premise: Women voted for Stephen Harper and his policies.

Conclusion: Therefore, Stephen Harper and his policies are in the best interest of women.

Well done, sir! That is a valid argument. Your premises support your conclusion very nicely. But there’s another way to evaluate an argument: soundness. An argument is sound if the premises are correct. And to prove that your premises are correct, sometimes you need to provide evidence. For example, this argument is proven false at almost every level.

Premise: People vote in their best interests.

Proof: None. If they think it’s in their best interests, they’ll vote that way. But please see Ontario under the Rae NDP or the Harris Tories. The voters thought they were getting what was in their best interests and instead got screwed for a decade. Precedent suggests that this premise is unsound and therefore the conclusion is compromised from the outset.

Premise: Women voted for Stephen Harper and his policies.

Proof: Can’t find anything to prove or disprove this. I know women who voted Tory. So at face value this premise seems okay, but its soundness could be called into question if I were able to find any demographic info about who voted for which party by sex/gender.

Conclusion: Therefore, Stephen Harper and his policies are in the best interest of women.

Proof: You can directly challenge this conclusion — already invalid by the disproval of the first premise — with information like this.

So, again — just because you say something doesn’t mean you’re right. You can argue about objective truth and subjectivity and belief until you’re blue (or red or orange or green) in the face. But if you are proven wrong, be gracious about it. And if someone’s taking the time to engage in debate with you and provide evidence and information, be courteous enough to read it. We’re all civilized monkeys here, so let’s act like it. And be open to the idea that you are not always right. Often, we find growth in our mistakes, so let’s all be willing to make them.

Civilized Monkey is sad he was wrong but has learned something in the process.

Civilized Monkey is sad he was wrong but has learned something in the process.

3. Harper is Not Hitler

Chaplin - The Great Dictator

Even Chaplin thinks saying Harper = Hitler is stupid.

Seriously, DO NOT SAY THIS. He may have some dictatorial tendencies. He may be consolidating power under the PMO, and blah blah blah. He is also a free market capitalist, a neoliberal, and has absolutely no aspirations to genocide or world domination.

Harper is a dick to the media and to voters. He’s a dick to his opponents. He’s a dick to social media and to digital natives. He may have a detestable record on women’s rights, gay rights, minority rights, etc. But he doesn’t want anyone dead.

Similarly, he is not like Pol Pot, Stalin, Robert Mugabe, or any other genocidal maniac. He is just a dick. 

Politics in Canada are at a turning point, in my opinion. We’ve adopted a bit of an American political culture up in the frozen North here. Attack ads, funding discrepancies, and hyperpartisanship have all slowly crept into the normal political discourse. We have the opportunity again to make things about issues. And if you say things like “Remember, Hitler and Caesar were democratically elected too,” then you’re not doing anyone any favours. You make your party’s constituency look poorly informed, you make the left look hysterical, and you’re drawing a false comparison.

This isn’t to say “be complacent while he further consolidates power under the PMO, shuts out his ministers, handpicks Senators to push bills through, and etc.” This is to say don’t be a fearmongering extremist. Because for democracy–real democracy, not revolution–to work, we have to be able to publicly discuss issues and policy on points and proofs, not on feelings and fears.

Also I will Twitterly junkpunch you if you do this. So don’t.

4. Be Specific About Your Support

Star Wars - Star Trek

This is the only thing people are more moronically and all-consumingly competitive about.

I’m a Liberal. The most accurate description would probably be “blue Liberal.” Socially progressive, but heavily concerned with economic sustainability, responsible spending, and avoiding government bloat. That doesn’t mean that I get to say that the Liberals have never done anything wrong or that I’ll defend everything they do. Adscam sucked. McGuinty caving on the sex-ed bill sucked. Every party has skeletons in their closet. “Yeah, but [your party] did [this unrelated thing years ago]!” is not a valid response to criticism. Responding to criticisms of cost-overruns in the F-35 project by trotting out Adscam is idiotic and childish. Responding to criticism of Rae’s Ontario by saying how much Harris sucked is idiotic and childish. Past mistakes, whatever they are, do not justify present poor behaviour.

Blind partisanship isn’t a good thing. A political party is just a group of people, and they change, evolve. Sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. Be an informed political commentator and base your arguments on current issues, developments, media coverage, and policy.

5. Don’t Confuse Rhetoric With The Truth


This image will make sense in a minute.

During a podcast recently, Kevin was telling me about Chrono Trigger on the Wii Virtual Console. He told me about how a time traveler gathered a coterie of misfit companions and rocked through various time periods, fantastical worlds, and settings.

“So it’s like Doctor Who,” I said, thinking I’d drawn a legitimate comparison.

“I guess you could say that,” he said. “It doesn’t make it true, but you could say that.”

I pouted, but this is a good point to learn. Just because you say something doesn’t make it true. And just because you spin something doesn’t mean that it’s a legitimate argument. I could say any of the following:

“The NDP will drive this country’s economy into the ground!”

“The Greens are totally useless!”

“The Liberals are dead!”

“The CPC is an autocratic regime!”

But none of that is helpful. None of that accurately addresses the issues at play. It’s all rhetoric. More useful, more accurate, if perhaps less interesting:

“The NDP had no firm, substantiable economic plan in their platform.”

“The Green party’s single seat makes their ability to influence parliamentary process nonexistent.”

“The Liberals have rested on their laurels and ran a totally confused campaign and have fettered away much of their base.”

“The consolidation of power under the PMO and the continued abuses of the democratic process are fundamentally undemocratic and contemptuous of parliamentary process.”

Focus on the facts of your argument and leave your feelings out of it. Politics are too heavily based in touchy-feely crap anyways. Have your beliefs and feelings, but base your arguments on provable truths rather than hostility and rhetoric. Do your research and you might learn more in the process.

6. Smell Your Own Bullshit


Yup. Smells like mine. Sorry.

If you’re doing any of the above, be open to being called on it. Smell your own brand, as it were. Recognize when others are committing these crimes against reasonable discourse and recognize it in yourself, too. And if you’re called on your bullshit, be gracious about it. And if someone else’s bullshit is starting to stink, call them on it, but don’t be a dick while you do it, or you’re not helping matters.

Ultimately we all need to be a little more meta-aware when we’re arguing politics. The Internet is the greatest tool ever devised for political discourse. Not only do we get to chat and argue and discuss and share in real-time (or game it out like play-by-mail chess if we so desire), but we have almost instant access to media to support our claims, refute those of others, or be proven wrong ourselves so that we can get a better understanding of the political system. We can all be more aware of when we’re engaging in hyperpartisan rhetoric (so we STOP, because it’s damaging). We can all be a little more balanced.


Now, I say all that, and I have to be aware that I too am partisan. Even this post makes it more obvious than I wanted that I’m vehemently anti-Harper. But I am capable of arguing that point relatively dispassionately. Of late, #CdnPoli has been a little heated. There’s been plenty of sharing and chatting and discussion but there’s been some almost Bill O’Reilly-esque attack strategies being employed. We can make it better, and I encourage anyone who has more ideas about how to do that to share them here. And if you dig my six simple rules,  share ’em with your tweeps.

And if you disagree with me or my politics: bring it on. We’ll rumble. But I promise not to be a dick about it.

Paddle your own canoe, guys and gals.